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How to unlock a one billion point Achievement

As a congratulatory message to their Microsoft peers, the Interactive Entertainment branch recently sent the Windows team the banner you see above shortly after the latter launched Windows 7. It’s a cute little example of how these two companies okay enough with the crap. We need this Achievement. Do you understand us, Microsoft? We need it. Knowing “the big one” is out there, but that it will be eternally inaccessible to us? Do you know what that would do to our psyche? It would end us, Microsoft.

We’ll make you a deal — we’ll create our own Microsoft-branded operating system, and then you go ahead and pass one of those novelty-sized Achievements our way. How do you feel about “Doors XL?” No? How about “Glass-covered Portals 2010?” Or “Panes: Professional Edition?” Get back to us on this one, okay? We need it.

How to unlock a one billion point Achievement originally appeared on Joystiq Xbox on Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:45:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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